This is endlessly entertaining. From the oh-so-repetitive water droplet beat to the progressively ludicrous storyline, there is something here for everyone (unless you’re under…13, let’s say). I heard at one point they were developing this into a full Broadway musical, but plans seem to have stalled, either due to the economy (although the entertainment biz always does pretty well in recessions), or due to R. Kelly’s underage sex and child pornography trials. Listen to it if only to hear R. Kelly’s ridiculous attempt to imitate the voice of a hick white woman (named Bridget). Oh, and there’s a midget. You can’t make this stuff up.

Chapter 1-12

Chapter 13-22